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4.5 Review   
Alane
USA
  (1/27/2004)
This is not a long book; it’s very easy to read in one sitting. The story is so engaging that I never even considered putting it down! It almost felt like I was having a conversation with the author, or even reading e-mail from her. As I was reading, I always seemed to want to add my 2¢. Whenever I identified with something she said, or wanted to ask a question, I almost had to remind myself that this was a book. She shares joyful moments, painful ones, and thoughtful, musing ones. Her descriptions of even the most ordinary events are entertaining. I thoroughly enjoyed it!


 

 


Delightful Take on Life   
Billie Williams
USA
  (1/27/2004)

Ginger Simpson's delightful take on life is a surprising, funny, quick tour of what it's like to be Ginger Simpson and half of the world who never thought it was funny when life happened and then, never thought to write about it later. Life is a Bowl of Toilets and I Clean Them, is a good time, with sad moments but you will not want to stop reading until the end. Then you will be looking for Simpson's next book. Get on board Erma Bombeck fans because Simpson will transport you to those same hilarious everyday occurrences that she turns into comic relief. I would highly recommend this book to anyone and everyone but especially those who need cheering up, to any one who thinks life's drop kicks aren't funny or anyone who needs to take another view of the happenings in their own life. This is a definite 10+ on a scale of 1 to 10.


 

 


Great Read!   
Kay LeGrand
USA
  (1/27/2004)

Life Is A Bowl Of Toilets And I Clean Them should be required reading for everyone contemplating puberty, high school, marriage, childbirth or a career. If you've ever been the last to be called for gym class, had a date (or didn't have a date) or lived with a teen-ager, you'll know what I'm talking about. Ginger Simpson has penned a tongue-in-cheek and all too hilariously accurate description of why life just isn't perfect. This is one to keep pinned to the refrigerator for ready reference in times of crisis!!!!


 

 


Wonderful, Quirky, Warm   
Christina Kay
USA
  (1/27/2004)

Life is a Bowl of Toilets and I Clean Them is a wonderful, quirky, warm little book. It's like a breath of fresh air - a much needed return to your roots, so to speak. From growing up in the 50's and 60's to training bras, dating, marriage, kids, and beyond, it will have you smiling with the memories. It takes the reader on a lively little jaunt down memory lane and, through subtle and sometimes not so subtle comparisons with today's world, it shows us how the children of today often possess more knowledge than the adults of yesteryear. I found this book to be entertaining, probably more so since I myself could relate to most of the anecdotes shared. Though I believe it has appeal to all ages, I especially believe the 35 yr old and older group will love it. It uses humor and a veiled sarcasm to convey a "look what my life used to be" attitude that will have you appreciating where things are now and pining for how they used to be at the same time. The old saying goes... Big things come in little packages, and this book proves it. In just 50 short pages, a world of treasured memories can be yours. Overall rating: 4 Hearts Sensuality rating: Sweet


 

 


Life is a Toilet Bowl and I Clean Them   
Teresa
SD
  (11/1/2003)

This book brought back so many memories of growing up! I laughed till I cried, then cried over it too! Ginger has a great knack of making you see the humor in the mishaps of life!


 

 


Great Book   
Priscilla
US
  (10/29/2003)

This book is too funny. It makes you remember and the crazy things you went through as a kid and young adult. I laughed until I cried


 

 

 

 

Coffee Time Romance  (2/15/2006)
For all of you young, vibrant, perky boobed woman out there, take heed. No matter what you do, time and gravity will prevail. Here are just a few warning signs to let you know that you are getting older. The effects of weight loss on an older body usually leaves jowls, and the remedies for that? Liposuction or facelift, and they only make you look like a Chinese snake; slanty-eyes and no lips.

Your breasts will eventually lose their perkiness and resemble two socks with marbles in the toes. As gravity takes them on a journey south, you will have to resist the urge to fling them over your shoulders to get them out of your way. And guess what? When you lean over a keyboard they tend to either play an unrecognizable tune or type gibberish.

Old people have always claimed to be able to predict the weather with their aches and pains. Although there is no scientific research to support this claim, your old joint injuries will foretell a storm front better than the weather man. Pay attention to your knees and pack for inclement weather, it is coming.

Ms. Ginger Simpson has written a hilarious book about the ravages of time on the female body. I instantly agreed with all of her examples and had a lot of fun reading it. I laughed out loud at some of her adventures in the land of the senior citizens. I highly recommend this book to any woman.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
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